The Dude abides
No more sneezing, no more snot
He chirps happily

Wendy twirls her pigtails
Whittling a red santa from balsa
Oops she accidentally cut her palm
She's traded fries for side salad

The tree of poo leaves us yellow gifts
We look at it from below
In awe

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you chocolate-coated golden nuggets in a fur-lined bathtub filled with honey, you wallow.
- Computer Gaming World

From Kiki:

The nasty smelly walks
It leaves a trail of moo poo
A rainbow says the dove/bear!

The wooden table has rocks on it
Scratching the delicate finish
Crazy cook slips on a banana peel

The cellophane wrapper is actually plastic
It used to wrap cheese
The Rat has defeated it

Elmer stands with his shotgun
And his hunting cap
Listening to music

Yellow mold grows on the wall
Orange rust discolors the floor
It's a rainbow of stains