When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you chocolate-coated golden nuggets in a fur-lined bathtub filled with honey, you wallow.
- Computer Gaming World

From Kiki:

The nasty smelly walks
It leaves a trail of moo poo
A rainbow says the dove/bear!

The wooden table has rocks on it
Scratching the delicate finish
Crazy cook slips on a banana peel