They started out in The Town
With a farm and a pitchfork
Goblins invaded
They stabbed the goblins with the pitchforks
With the beating and the hurting
Bleeding goblins all over the town
They moved underground to avoid more goblins
Still the goblins came, and mingled their blood with the earth
Even underground the natives were not safe from goblin blood
They slipped upstairs at night, cutting goblin throats
Dragging corpses back underground to eat
When there was nothing else but wretched goblin food
There were a few underground
Who knew they had to retake the surface
These were the heroes
They prepared their knives

PECO Energy pay
You pay PECO pay
Rainy day PECO slips

Car alarm in the distance
Cat alarm in the foreground
Cat wins, slappy
Watch your feet with that 1000 pound horse
Pick!

Cingular tower on 295
Die tower die
You are few and far between
Cingular cell tower

The Dude does nothing all day.
He wakes up in the afternoon and buys milk with a check.
It's good knowing he's out there,
The Dude, taking 'er easy for all us sinners.

The tree walks and our hero wakes
The Dude Abides
He is a small dude with large fists
Across this line, you do not!

Devon plays Grand Theft Auto 3
He is a killer and robber.
Don't sell me no Sprint phone.

I am the breast of a young queen.
I am a thatching against rains.
I am a dark castle against bat-flutters.
I am a Connactman's ear.
I am a harpstring.
I am a gnat.

I am my own father and my son.
I am every hero from the crack of time.

-F. O'Brien

I am a bark for buffeting.
I am a hound for thornypaws.
I am a doe for swiftness.
I am a tree for wind-siege.
I am a windmill.
I am a hole in a wall.

-F. O'Brien

Hershey park happy. Hershey park glad.

Devon makes plastic. PVC pipe to the head! Pepperoni pizza Papa Johns.

New post this is, yes.

Vet school is for chumps, chump.
Philadelphia chumpety chump.

Devon is in Delran
Alison is cool
Sprint, dude, Sprint!

Have a case where there is more sail than ballast, dude. - Penn

Rabbit cat horse cow dog rat mouse guinea pig ferret pig pig pig pig pig

The Dude is a two year old male siamese-cross (tabby point). Bunni is a one year old female siamese-cross (seal point with snowshoes and white nose). This is important.

Becky is cool.

Yeah, well, you know. The Dude abides.

Welcome. The Dude abides.