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Scattered Summary:
Plot: Good guys, driven underground by a goblin race, muster and wait by the trap door to the surface. Counteroffensive begins when the trap door opens.
Characters: Assortment of heroes, freaks, and extras. Most will die.
Setting: Underground caverns, wide world above. Characters are equipped with all manner of technology but clearly, innovation has ceased.

Hamtertron laser the mirror by the trap door
Laser beam bounces down corridor
Slicing in half ten oarsman and two harpooners
Hamstertron can't wait for the door to open
He gnaws at the end of the bar, angrily
Undermining everyone's safety