Matlock say coo coo coo!
Pointy shoes, top hat, velvet coat
Worms in his pockets, no socks
He carries an assortment of metal shards and bolts
A monkey wrench
Slingshot and lead shot
He chirps endlessly and bangs his head on the wall
Careful not to crush his hat
Reading from a book about strawberries
He carries sand and chatters